If there’s one thing that could be said about humanity, it’s that our incessant desire to build something bigger and better than something someone else has built which caused some crazy creations. It’s from that deep pool of wanting to do things better that the Torch Flashlight from Wicked Lasers was birthed.
With the Torch on, you instantly feel like Helios, harnessing the power of the very sun itself. Need to illuminate a room in pitch darkness? Go for it. Need to immobilize someone trying to break into your house? The Torch can cause permanent retinal damage. Need to cook eggs? The torch can do that too.
After about two minutes of setting things on fire with the Torch – the intense heat that it produces is more than enough to set fire to paper, kindling, or I would assume flesh (I could see Joe Pesci using it to torture someone in a modern-day mob movie for some reason) – I was seeing spots just from the reflection of the light. I don’t even want to think about staring into the beam directly; it would probably cook my eyeballs. The heat that the light produces is also enough to, as I mentioned earlier, cook eggs. I placed a piece of sheet metal on top, and was able to cook a perfect sunny side up egg (and all the videos online show is scrambled).
While the Torch may be great for parties, or just something to show off to friends in an “I have a flashlight that can start fires” kind of moment, it’s not very practical. The extremely limited battery life, and extremely high chance for something to go wrong make this something to really only use in an emergency situation, however the high price makes it something only those who enjoy throwing money away can attain. For that reason, I give the Torch by Wicked Lasers two stars out of five.
- Setting fires with a flashlight is a good party trick
- In a pinch, you can cook breakfast
- Think of how much fun it would be to blind an attacker
- Only a five minute battery life
- Extremely dangerous
- Very high price point
- EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
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